auditions

LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS

by Sam Steiner

Performance Dates February 5-7, 2026

📅 Date: Saturday November 1 @ 10 am-12 pm*

🏛️ Location: Ronning Library

Auditions will consist of reading excerpts from the script.
Audition Form: https://forms.gle/zXqgnbU3yLneDfFR8

Rehearsals: December 28, 2025 - February 7, 2026
 

Characters
Bernadette: A divorce lawyer
Oliver: A musician activist

Plot:

The average person will speak 123,205,750 words in a lifetime. But what if there were a limit? This play imagines a world where we're forced to say less. It's about what we say and how we say it; about the things we can only hear in the silence; about dead cats, activism, eye contact, and lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons.​

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*If unavailable for auditions, please reach out for information on how to submit a virtual audition.